Good Questions

Dear Joker


Here are a few questions, answer them if you dare.
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1. Why did the chicken cross the road?

2. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are still the same?

3. Is there ever a time where mattresses are NOT on sale?

4. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

5. Why do women ask questions that have no right answers?

6. Why si it that inside every old man there is a younger man, going “what the heck happened to me?”?

7. If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you do what your wife told you to?

8. How is it that we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

9. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

10. How come a boxing ring is square?




11. Why the third hand on a watch is called the second hand?

12. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

13. Why are “apart”ments so close together?

14. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

15. Can you cry under water?

16. What is the meaning of life?

17. Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

18. Whose bright idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

19. What is the speed of darkness?

20. Is it good if a vacuum sucks?